Needs meme

I found this somewhere and though I wasn't tagged, I decided to do it anyways. Google your name and the word "needs" in quotes ("[Your first name] needs”) and see what comes up. The results will be highlighted in the little paragraph contained below each result. List the first 10, then tag 10 of your friends.  

1. Ihsan needs to confirm this. -confirm what? 

2. Ihsan needs to find the bodies of the missing Barzanis. -who are the Barzanis? 

3. Ihsan needs so many prayers. -thank you. 

4. Ihsan needs your prayer. -thank YOU. 

5. Ihsan needs a new Virtuoso-inspired tagline. -no idea what this is about. 

6. Ihsan needs his sleeeeep. -so truuuuue... 

7. Ihsan needs a chill pill every once in a while. -heard that one a couple of times. 

8. Ihsan needs to think about what he's doing again. -heard this one one too many times. 

9. Ihsan needs one for getting anal over spelling. -what, the chill pill? Oh I left that on the counter. 

10. Ihsan needs all the frags he can get. -I suck at Unreal Tournament.  

Basically if your first name is common then the results might be common too. But if you have a not-so-common first name in the interweb cybernet world then you might get the kind of results I got... maybe even more bizarre and interesting =)

I tag anyone who reads this!